A Poem About Putting On Condoms

COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD
YOUR SPOUT

DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED
PECKER

DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!