Saturday, April 4, 2009

Dont lie without a plan

One night a man was was relaxing watching TV when out of the kitchen
comes his wife with a pan --BOOF!-- "a who nayme Shiela?" asked the wife, "mi si diss ya paypa eena yuh pocket wid di nayme Shiela pon it, who is she?". The man rubbing his headback said "me and Richie did dung ah di racetrack today an dat is di name of di horse weh we bet pan, a wah duh yuh?!!".
So the wife apologized, kissed his headback, and went back to her chores. 15 minutes later the wife storms out of the kitchen again --BOOF!! BAM!!-- "A WHA DUH YUH?!!" shouted the husband, and the wife shouts back "YUH HORSE DEH PON DI PHONE!!".

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