Interesting Baby Names: Top 10 Worst Names

After stumbling upon an advertisement for cool baby names and clicking on said advertisement, this idea came to me, what are the top 10 worst baby names I can find.
Now, this was only after seeing a cute baby picture with the name 'Baby Boi' as a cool name to give your son.
Before you all say "but Baby Boi ain't that bad", bear in mind that this is all the poor child's first name. Not first and middle but all first.

After doing some research (well, what I call research which is about half an hour of reading through a list of bad names) I came up with my list of  top 10 worst names to give your baby.
Some are a little interesting to say the least but from what I have seen, please for the love of all that is good DO NOT combine names without thinking.

Now let's get to it, drum roll please.......

10. Hashtag
Not too bad but seems like not too much thought into it either. Sounds cool-ish enough but then again hashtag is what we used to allow users and search engines alike to find a topic. So his/her's name is not really too unique in meaning.

9. Audacious
Sigh, this baby's parents had the audacity to come up with such a name smh. Nice to say though

8. Aquafresh
Do they not know how cruel kids can be. All I can say is this kid's parents better make sure his teeth are always clean.

7.Vejonica
Here goes the combination story, baby's grandparents names are John and Veronica. I'm sure you can guess what they did.

6. Dorcus
-_- As I said, do these people not know or remember how cruel kids can be?? My heart goes out to you man.

5. Phelony
Again this one does not sound too bad, however, just the meaning of the word alone made it reach top 5. They should have gone back to the drawing board,. Are they trying to pick the career path already for the baby

4. Hellzel
I can't even, I just cannot get the reasoning behind this. Dad loves hell's angels I think and mom didn't like Hazel so compromise (shrugs shoulder)

3. Orgasm
-_- So I take it that this kid's parents needed a reminder of how he/she got here.

2. Chlamydia
Yes boys and girls you read that one correctly. Not a typo, not an excerpt from another article but yup, that's the baby's name. Poor kid

And my number 1 name which was almost tied with number 2 is...........

1. Syphilis 
What in the what? Who does that? It really should be a crime to give your baby weird names. One can only imagine the life set out ahead for this poor child's future.

There you have it Interesting Baby Names: my Top 10 Worst Names

The Mean Judge

A local Peace Corp officer realized that the organization had never received a donation from the country's most successful judge.  The person in charge of contributions decided to call him to persuade him to contribute. The only problem was the judge was affectionately called The Mean Judge, but he decided to give it a shot nonetheless.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000 (US) you give not a dollar to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The mean judge mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the Peace Corp rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The judge interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken Peace Corp rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the judge's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated Peace Corp rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the mean judge then cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

The Reunion: Missing Dog Returns Home After 3 Years Missing

This is Ayana Kelly and her dog Gucci (picture taken from The Virginian-Pilot), being reunited after what would seem like eons on Thursday, March 24, 2016.

Three years ago, the Kelly family (Ayana, her husband and four children) felt like they lost a piece of themselves after Gucci went missing. Gucci, an American pit bull terrier, was nowhere to be found after Ayana and her family noticed he wasn't in their San Antonio, Texas yard. This all took place about two weeks before they were to move back to Virginia.

Devastated, Ayana and her family went in search for Gucci. Fliers were plastered all over the neighborhood and search parties set out in hopes of finding the lost 'family member'. With no luck, Ayana had a strong inclination that someone took him.

Gucci came into their lives just two years ago, in 2011, before he went missing.
Ayana told the The Virginian Post "It was a long, depressing feeling, like an empty void you just can't fill"
A feeling most pet owners can empathize with and also fear that one day they will feel that same void.

However, all was not lost as the Kelly's life was about to change. Ayana's husbad, Gary, got a call from a San Antonio animal shelter saying Gucci was there. Gucci, luckily for her and the Kellys, had a microchip implant.

They were told by the shelter that someone had cared for him for a while but could not anymore and eventually brought him to the shelter.

The drive to San Antonio was a far drive and so she hired a Rhode Island based animal rescue group, For The Love Of Paws R.I Rescue and Transport.

Being warned that she won't be getting the same dog she had three years ago as it seemed that he may have been used for breeding or was abused.

But after coming through the door Gucci seemed like his old self with Ayana holding back tears said " He's really walking through my door"

Watch below about the reunion, tear jerker indeed

The Great Escape LOL

We all love funny animal videos, so here is this lil one making the great escape. Watch and enjoy

Two Friends In Heaven

              

Two friends (Wanda and Sylvia) met up in Heaven, shocked to see that both had suddenly died in relatively the same time period, began to greet each other.

Sylvia:     "Hi Wanda!""

Wanda:    "Hi Sylvia! How did you die?"

Sylvia:     "I froze to death."

Wanda:    "How horrible."

Sylvia:     "Ahh, it wast so bad. After the shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and the finally died a peaceful death. How about you?"

Wanda:    "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

Sylvia:     "So, what happened?"

Wanda:    "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I keeled over with a heart attack and died."

Sylvia:     "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive."   

      

The Polite Way to Pee lol

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners
asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."  "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Edward replied "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted..

A Jamaican's First Snowflakes

Diary of a Jamaican who moved to Canada for a better Life.

November 14th
Started snowing. The first of the season and the first real snowflakes we have ever seen. The wife took buttered buns and we sat by the window watching the soft flakes drift down; clinging to the trees and covering the ground could never do anything like this in Jamaica. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

November 15th
we woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight! Every tree and shrub was covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time and loved it. I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later, the city snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. But the driver smiled and waved and I waved back and shoveled again Canadians are so friendly! Unlike those people who work the corporate area.

November 16th
It snowed an additional twelve inches last night and the temperature has dropped to around four degrees, the cold weather is not so bad, we can take this, not at all as bad as we imagined. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs have snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Much of the snow is now brownish gray.

November 17th
warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon became ice again. Bought snow tires for both cars. Slipped on my bottom in the driveway, paid $130 for the chiropractor, but fortunately nothing broken. More snow and ice expected.

November 18th
Still cold. Sold my wife's BMW and bought a 4x4 in order to get to work. Slipped on the guardrail and did considerable damage to the right fender. Had another 15 centimeters of white shit last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shoveling in store for me today. That damn snowplow came by twice yesterday.

November 19th
2 degrees outside! More rahtid snow. Not a tree or shrub in our yard that hasn’t been damaged. Power was off most of the night. "Blouse and skirt" got mi first heating bill. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and kerosene heater, tipped one over and nearly burn the rahtid house down. I managed to put the flames out but suffered second degree burns on my hands and lost all my eyebrows and eyelashes. Car slid on the white shit on the way to the hospital and was a write-off.

November 20th
Flipping white ting keeps coming down! I have to put on all the clothes I own just to get to the mailbox. If I ever catch the bitch that drives that damn snowplow, I gonna make him mother feel it. I think he hides around the corner and wait for me to finish shoveling, then comes down the street at about 160 km/hr and cover up my driveway again. Flipping power still off. The toilet froze and parts of the roof have started to cave in.

November 21st
Twelve more centimeters of damn snow and damn ice and God knows what other kind of rahtid white shit fell last night. I wounded that damn snowplow with the pick, but the driver got away. The wife took off and left me. The frigging car won't start and I think I'm going bat shit snow-blind. I can't move my toes, haven't seen the frigging sun in weeks and there's more rahtid snow predicted. Wind chill is 30 damn degrees below flipping zero!!

November 22nd
Moving back to JA cause this cold is trying to kill me!!