Two Friends In Heaven

              

Two friends (Wanda and Sylvia) met up in Heaven, shocked to see that both had suddenly died in relatively the same time period, began to greet each other.

Sylvia:     "Hi Wanda!""

Wanda:    "Hi Sylvia! How did you die?"

Sylvia:     "I froze to death."

Wanda:    "How horrible."

Sylvia:     "Ahh, it wast so bad. After the shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and the finally died a peaceful death. How about you?"

Wanda:    "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

Sylvia:     "So, what happened?"

Wanda:    "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I keeled over with a heart attack and died."

Sylvia:     "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive."