Likle Johnny and Raw Materials

In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials; So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is
worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette".

The teacher smiled and then called on Likle Johnny. Likle Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"

Likle Johnny and The Fireman

A man walking on the sidewalk noticed Likle Johnny was a block ahead wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large black Rottweiler.

When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Likle Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly.

Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there, son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."

"Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Likle Johnny and His Dad

The English teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that
happened during the past week. Likle Johnny got up and read his essay. He
began, "My dad fell into the well last week..."
"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
"He must be," said Johnny. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

Be Careful OF What You Say To Kids

Little Johnny, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

Little Johnny thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

An Innocent Child's Prayer

One day Johnny decided to do his Christmas homework on his father's laptop because his was broken. After turning it on and seeing a folder named breasts (which so happen to be the topic he is doing:Breast cancer), Johnny thought what luck his homework has already been done. To his shock he saw all sorts of you guessed it naked women.. Being of pure innocence this is what he prayed that night when both his parents tucked him in bed and asked him what he wanted for Christmas.

Johnny's Prayer...

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer. Amen."

The Priest and Likle(little) Johnny

Likle Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
Likle Johnny replied, " My daddy a fada(father) and him don't wear his colla(collar) like dat."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."
Likle Johnny then said, "My daddy have 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 granpickney and him no wear him colla like dat."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of Hundreds," and went back quietly to his book.
Likle Johnny sat quiely thinking for awhile, then leaned over and said, "Maybe if you did wear a condom and put you pants on backwards you wouldnt have so much pickney(children)