Two friends (Wanda and Sylvia) met up in Heaven, shocked to see that both had suddenly died in relatively the same time period, began to greet each other.
Sylvia: "Hi Wanda!""
Wanda: "Hi Sylvia! How did you die?"
Sylvia: "I froze to death."
Wanda: "How horrible."
Sylvia: "Ahh, it wast so bad. After the shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and the finally died a peaceful death. How about you?"
Wanda: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
Sylvia: "So, what happened?"
Wanda: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I keeled over with a heart attack and died."
Sylvia: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive."
