Crazy Facts

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, & 6 days you would've produced enough sound energy to heat 1 cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
  

• If you fart consistently for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

• A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home... WTF?!)

• A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes . . . lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

• Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know. NOT!)

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)
  

• A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

• Humans & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig????)
  

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Ok then i'd like to see my tongue bench 250)