Showing posts with label jokes about johnny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes about johnny. Show all posts

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Likle Johnny in Biology Class : Animals That Stutter


Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.

Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.

"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Be Careful OF What You Say To Kids

Little Johnny, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

Little Johnny thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"